读phd满一年了,有幸给三位老板搬过砖,同时也见识了一些系里和周围其他形形色色的老板们。尽量陈述事实 偶尔也喷一下。 对paper态度 吊丝老板常常对我讲:”You must have XXX papers before graduation!" 反观高帅富老板:”One or two more papers cannot make me more famous. What we need is a critical thinker who can ...."
对待当前的research 吊丝老板狠狠训斥了图森破的我:“You shall NEVER discuss our research with any outsiders without showing it to me first." 因为本吊在industry visit的时候 回答了对方几个问题。“They all have doctoral degrees and can easily reproduce your work in a month!" 反观高帅富老板:“Feel free to talk about our work to XXX. We need more collaboration."
挂在嘴边的话 吊丝老板:“How is XXX? Any results?" 高帅富老板:“Do you have fun doing XXX?"
本吊遇到困难时 吊丝老板:“You cannot rely on me every time. Fix that on your own!" 高帅富老板:“Let us both think about it" 过了半小时 发来邮件“Please read those two papers and tell me what you think."
对待industry people和funding 吊丝老板:“You must make those people happy. If not, it's hard for me to help you find other funding to sustain your PhD." 高帅富老板:“It seems they like our results, just be there and give a talk as before."
在家中开party 吊丝老板家中:望着桌上好像walmart直接买来的熟食 在场的几个吊丝摸摸肚皮,相视一笑, 唉 反正这顿晚饭是有着落了。 反观高帅富老板的豪宅里,高朋满座 谈笑风声 白富美穿梭其中,只见高帅富老板搬出一个精致的烤架 在白富美老婆的帮助下 让烤肉的香味弥漫
外出开会
吊丝老板外出开会,一般旁观 难得有机会做presentation。好不容易做一次,信心满满的做完后,一片沉寂。。。半分钟后 一位韩国大妈用正宗的棒式英语问到:“I don't think this part makes sense...." 随即 几位领域大牛也纷纷发难 最终Q&A section在一片质疑声中结束。 反观高帅富老板,洋洋洒洒 行云流水地展示了自己的research,一片掌声中,Q1."Nice work first!! My question is how you measure/calibrate XXX." Q2 "I conducted some similar study on XXX. And XXX is not smooth could you please shed some light on that." "Sure, maybe we can have a coffee afterwards" 最终 缓缓走回座位 邻座的白富美投来赞许的目光 (应该是本次会议认识的,夫妻同做一领域 同时开会比较少见)
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