纪念我满脸黑线的签证

学霸就是朕 · 发表于 2014-4-17 15:12:05

直接从和青年帅气男面官的对话说起。
He: So you are from Peking University?
I: Yes!
He: I heard that P university is the second best university in China?
I: ......I think it's the best.
He: but isn't THU the best?
I: ......they are the best two universities......
He: where did you grow up?
I: Beijing.
He: So you are not that smart! It is easy for you to enter PKU!
I: ............you are right......
He: Is it much harder for student from other province to.....
I: (interrupt) you do know a lot about college entrance exam.....
He: (grin evilly) so what is your major?
I: XXX.
He: that is quite a boring major. You have to deal with a lot of numbers and...... How can you suffer from it?
I: my undergraduate major is applied mathematics.
He: that's a lot better.
I: (that's a lot harder......)
He: where are you going?
I: XXX university.
He: you should go to much better universities since you are from Beida!
I: (shamefully) that's the best I got......
He: so who's gonna pay for you?
I: my parents.
He: then you are spoiled! You should work to pay for your own tuition.
I: ( I am beaten finally and do not know what to say......so I just look at him innocently.)
He: (grin even more evilly) I understand that you are still in school and you can not have full-time job. I wish you the best in your future studies.